wot

A popular way of saying "What". Is commonly used on the internet.

John: Hey, do you speak sugondese?
Jack: wot? no.

by sawcon123 October 06, 2020

Wot

Waste of Time
When you’re trying to lay pipe but the girl isn’t into it nor does she want to do anything out of the fiend zone.

Hanging out with Syd is always a wot

by Dinky Bwef January 01, 2018

WOT

Wheel of Time

www.wotmania.com

by Sein October 12, 2003

wots

a short, faster way to write "what's"
often used in chats...

hey, wots happening here?

by advance467 February 11, 2009

wots

Waste-Of-Time and Space, according to Crazy Eddy

What a full WOTS press this place is!

by Douglas Weltman June 23, 2003

Wot

Combination of the words "what" and "who", which is why Orks use it, so they only have to remember one word which works as either.

*Knock Knock*
Ork: Wot is it?!
*Ork is run over by an assortment of vehicles and walkers*

by Hobotrain April 25, 2010

Wot

When someone is incredibly annoyed and pissed off that they cannot function properly to their normal characteristics. Wot.com is also a website for depression advice, can help get you out of a wot.

Rachel is being such a bitch today, she's in a wot.

I'm in such a wot

by Wot.com April 01, 2016