The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.

The voices won't stop screaming

by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021

Voigtmannesque

{adj.}
1. the love for indulging in the olfactory sensation of ones own flatulence.
2. having a dick in your face.
3. inadequatly heightened sense of acomplishment after defecation in combination with sexual pleasure while expelling an unusually large and hardened turd.

Jack: "hey, what's that in my face?"
John: "that, son, is my cock."
innocent bystander: "this shit is voigtmannesque, dude."

by dopeyMcGuire October 6, 2012

the call of the void

the call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is the thought of "I could kill someone so easily right now" when holding a knife, hammer, or what have you. it is the insane desire of our unconscious, but it is nothing to worry about unless you relish and enjoy these thoughts.

last week i visited the grand canyon with my girlfriend. as we stood on a ledge and looked out over the world, the call of the void entered my head:

"one little nudge and she's dead"

i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.

by murka durka September 17, 2013

Silver Voice

It's a sweet and clear voice, similar to the sound of a silver musical instrument.

"I would like to express Jin as Silver Voice, Grammy Silver Voice"
"Jin is someone who has a “silver voice”."
"The breathing is so stable that one can easily switch from its head voice to its chest voice, still equipped w/ a natural vibration & pleasing falsetto which is an extremely strong advantage." — Grammy Panel

by Birdie. October 20, 2019

javascript:void(0)

What you just did. You were tired and your clumsy hand dragged one of the buttons above the Search Bar into the Search Bar. Don't worry, we've all been through this.

"- How tf does it know??"

You, right now in front of your screen after having accidentally searched for "javascript:void(0)".

by pragmatic moron June 6, 2020

nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.

First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.

by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010

girlfriend voice

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.

"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"

by GFVFTL February 8, 2006