that's why you're still a virgin

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.

Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

by BrandonCA January 12, 2009

U.S. Virgin Islands

Unincorporated territory of the USA located in the Caribbean, west of the Leeward Islands.

I want to go to the U.S. Virgin Islands for holiday!

by subscribe to me on youtube pls September 15, 2018

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018

Virgin Shaming

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.

When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.

by Stepman February 18, 2020

virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

Virgin Shaming

The act of judging, mocking, or treating someone as though they are not sexually experienced. Often times the individual being victimized will not reveal their virginity status. With that being said, virginity shamers most of the time assume the victims sexual experience based off of personality traits or behaviors they associate with being a virgin. This is an overlooked problem in society.

When he asked for advice on how to get laid, his friends began virgin shaming him.

by Stepman February 12, 2020

virgin surprise

When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.

Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.

by Sylvester Johnson July 3, 2006