Vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man 1: cor blimey bro that curry last night was SPICY
Man 2: I know mate I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

by Mega oof February 15, 2019

dodgy vindaloo

when you eat some curry and it gives you the shits

dam that curry was a dodgy vindaloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joshua forster February 17, 2008

Jolly Vindaloo

A comic book super hero first created in 1939 by RB Pultz. he created the comic to make some money near the end of the great depression. Jolly Vindaloo wears a black Santa Claus hat and his power is whatever he thinks come true.

Boy1: What are you going to be for Halloween.

Boy2: Jolly Vindaloo

Boy:1 NICE!!

by roflberyypwncakesftw October 29, 2010

Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.

Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop

by PastorMan August 5, 2021

Vindaloo flaps

Vindaloo flaps is a derogatory term used to describe a woman of Indian/Sri Lankan descents vagina.

John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief?
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.

by Minty burns February 27, 2015

Vindaloo

A verb. Decribes the reaction of one’s bowels to Indian food. Does not require actual Vindaloo as studies show that any Indian food can reproduce this burning-hot-like-lava, mud-butt. Seconds prior to this ass-plosion, loud rumbling from the intestines moving poo and gas down will fuck with your confidence. You think “I’ll make it, I’ll make it” but if you’re not within an arm’s length of the can, chances are you will be shitting your pants. After removing your drawers and cleaning up your pants the best you can, you toss that pair of shitty gitch in your neighbours trash can and go catch your bus back home. Look innocent or people will guess you are the source of the hum.

It can also be used to describe the fear you have about eating Indian food and shitting said pants

Mike: “Fuck Dave, I want Indian so bad but last time I shit my pants and I’m not keen on being Vindalood again just yet...maybe next week ok?

Dave: “Sure, how about pizza tonight and next week we get a curry”

Mike: “Sounds good, I’ll be ready for the Vindaloo ass-attack and bring a spare pair of gotch. “

by NLLassyBunz March 5, 2018

vindaloo

the fucked up word in "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by the Ramones

eating chicken, vindaloo

by poo June 18, 2006