If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth" then you're halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. A drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. In its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tostito's chunky salsa. It goes down about as smooth as a handful of glass shards and tastes about as good as a turd wrapped in a kleenex.
But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man
Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill
Variations on the vivo mexico shot include
Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream
Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine
Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man
Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill
Variations on the vivo mexico shot include
Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream
Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine
Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
by vivo mexico October 26, 2005
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The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
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a word i made up because i was off some other shit. you know when you feel a song so deep it’s almost like for a brief moment you’re living it? or you wish you could live it? idk the song just feels so real and so deep you feel it in your heart and your bones. so yeah i tried to google that word and couldn’t find anything so i took some random latin roots and made vivotem for when a song is just so spiritual it makes you feel almost euphoria but not quiteeee
my friend used the roots viv - live; tot - whole; temper - time. then we shortened it and someone else helped decide how to say it. we decided on viv-oh-tum :)
my friend used the roots viv - live; tot - whole; temper - time. then we shortened it and someone else helped decide how to say it. we decided on viv-oh-tum :)
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That guy just won the tournament and jeopardy in the same day, that combined with the fact that he is a total chick magnet means that he must be a Viejou.
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by Screenments July 21, 2016
Get the vevo peasant mug.although in Spanish it means "I am alive" it also means awesome, super awesome, and talented in music and/or sports. It's pretty rare for someone to be called this cause there is probably only one person in this world who is called Vivo. If you do meet this person:
1) Give yourself a pat on the back
2) Give the person a hug
3) Give yourself a candy
4) note that you are one of the luckiest person ever.
1) Give yourself a pat on the back
2) Give the person a hug
3) Give yourself a candy
4) note that you are one of the luckiest person ever.
Yeah. That's why I'm Vivo.
by easynaming July 19, 2010
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EASY: When you type the band you are looking for, include -vevo
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Pretend this is the youtube search input box. Type:
"eminem -vevo"
DONE: now all vevo videos are removed.
"eminem -vevo"
DONE: now all vevo videos are removed.
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