vetting

To research someone's history, habits etc.

Dexter is busy vetting his next victim.

by Boonpflug September 1, 2013

Vertically Challenged

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

by Anomnomnomynous September 7, 2010

vertical hunger

Better than horizontal hunger

VERTICAL HUNGER IS FOR SWOOD GROMMETS ONLY!

by SuperLion144 June 6, 2017

Vertii

Usually found under a couch or between the sides of double sided tape. Estimated value: $12*10-5
See Also: Useless

"I've found this Vertii and I don't know what to do with it."
"Lets burn it."
"Okay."

"OMG this guy is trying to sell his Vertii on ebay for $250!"
"Loser."

"I have found this Vertii, would you want to trade it for some dust?"
"No."

by JacobMuscles July 18, 2007

verticornicus

The technical word for F.U.P.A.

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by MeticulousMuffin September 14, 2018

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005