Vert

A Puerto Rican Mafia with amazing drip, don't fuck with them they'll fuck u up.

What's happening here?

Vert

by Big shlong Donkey Kong August 20, 2020

Vert

Verb. To throw up in ones mouth but swallow before the vomit leaves the mouth.

I thought I was going to vomit but I was really only verting

by Vert advocate November 6, 2014

Vert

The sick looking vertical part at the top of the skate or snowboard ramp.

''That mother of a half pipe has half a fucking metre of vert!!!''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

verts

to poo yourself in physical training attire.

opps!! i verts myself!

by 97xj July 9, 2010

Vert

A trendy colloquial word meaning "cool," "rad," or "awesome." This slang term stems from the word "vertebrate", the clearly superior beings. This term is an adjective and can be applied to a person, place, thing or idea. The antonym of this word is "invert."

Ex: Guy: Have you guys ever met Manoj? He's fuckin' vert, bro!

Ex: Dude, that trip was vert as fuck! I can't wait to go back.

Ex: Sally can't even handle her liquor. She is totally not vert, bruh.

by VertGuy May 28, 2018

Vert

A word used in an awkward situation.

"My mum caught me Poopsterbating last night"
"vert"

by Southdowns college January 7, 2014

Vert

Vert is one of Neptune's friends who often goes on her adventures

She is really only known for how lusty she really is and the title "Thunder Tits"

She often has stolen Nepgear and claimed her as her sister

Vert = THUNDER TITS "Blanc" 'flattest alive'

by Neptune#5904 November 13, 2018