by CherryCherryBoomBoom. November 15, 2009
Get the Velociraptor mug.The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)
The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.
He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
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after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom
source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
by djspork September 5, 2011
Get the velocicraptor mug.The state of being so high that your arms get stuck in the position similar to that of a velociraptor.
by The Official Marky™ June 23, 2015
Get the Velociraptored mug.A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.
Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023
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Get the Velocirapture mug.When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.
"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."
"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."
"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."
by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009
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