Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

ventilator

Shotgunning smoke into someone's nostrils.

Blowing smoke into someone's nose.

I gave her the ventilator and smoke came out her mouth.

by Skankypants December 19, 2015

vertolation

Expression of satisfaction of hard work. Oftenly used by legendary bulgarian football player Hristo Stoichkov toward his team when he coached professional football.

"Vertolation to my players."

by Cynical asshole syndrome dudes February 3, 2017

vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.

Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes

by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020

ventilator251

The coolest kid to have ever walked the surface of yo mama. Yo mama so fat, it took him 200 years to get from 1 eye to the other.

Ventilator251 is really cool. I wish I could be like him!!

by Bentomaster69420(notventilator April 20, 2021

ventilator

The best thing in summer.

This ventilator is the best thing we could have bought this summer!

by Alkotqr May 29, 2023

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015