by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022
Get the Velocirapture mug.A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.
Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023
Get the Nicholas Velociraptor mug.Related Words
When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.
"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."
"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."
"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."
by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009
Get the velociraptor mug.A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.
Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.
Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.
by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012
Get the Velociraptor mug.by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007
Get the velociraptor mug.An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.
by spinash April 20, 2009
Get the velociraptoraphobia mug.(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;
History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;
Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;
29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.
by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011
Get the VelociRapture mug.