The act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one's toilet, in anticipation of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop.
My house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, because I took proactive measures and De Velized him. The paramedics thought it was hilarious.
by Farmerjoe01 April 8, 2009
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That girl VeLisa has got to be drunk. She told so many bad jokes in her fitness class. Maybe she's just high on coffee. Did you see all of those empty Starbucks cups on the floor at her feet ?
by VeLiscious December 21, 2016
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A blend of the words 'Very' and 'Delish'...basically a way of saving time...say 'Velish' rathar than very delicious.
by Retro Palace February 6, 2009
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Wow! What a ride! I'm feeling very Velosexual right now.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.
Them Velosexuals are the hottest thing that came to cycling.
by Velosexual March 18, 2021
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Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.
Developed after the great "Fag-Hag" incident of December 2004.
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