vasconcelos

best dude in the whole world!! he will be your best friend forever, always calls when you need him to and will always help you if youre not feeling well. doest have much luck with girls but when he does get one she gets the best sex ever. deserves better.

steph: im not feeling well i wish vasconcelos would cal
vasconcelos: *calls*

by dickdistroyer101 January 16, 2018

Varnon

Sexy mf with the fattest, jiggliest and most voluptuous ass in the entire world. He is also extremely hot and great in bed! He gets bitches left and right and has the ding dong the size of a jalapeño. I know you must be thinking, jalapeños are not that big, but when he works his magic, girls feel like it is a fucking cucumber rocking their entire world. His best quality by far is his ass though.

I was so scared it was going to be small, but when Varnon worked it in, I was screaming sheeeeeesh all night long.

by BLKMNJKBE May 19, 2021

Varnona

Very swag girl, always there to make you laugh and to talk with you about everything. She’s sensitive, but not too much, just enough to be sweet and lovely. Funny af, she’s the girl of your dreams

If you have a Varnona in your life,your life is complete.

by is.it.better.2.speak.or.2.die? June 7, 2021

varoon

A person who will make you a better version of yourself. A Varoon is understanding, goofy, and beautiful. He values true honesty and authenticity, which will make him one of your most valuable relationships. He will stand by you no matter what, so you should stand by him too. He's the best person you will ever meet.

I just met a Varoon, this is the best day ever!

by milky23 April 8, 2022

varona

Spanish word for "mannish woman" -usually used to describe a woman who has definite masculine traits e.g. moustache, sideburns. Usually lesbian.

"Oh my God, she is such a varona! Somebody pass the Immac!"

by Dita VonTeese June 28, 2004

varoon

A fucking asshole eating everything in his way
He also farts so much that his the main cause of global warmin

Scientist says " varoon" other people start screaming out loud and throw out all the Varoons in the room

by Chickennuggetbiscuit July 11, 2016

vardon

The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.

Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*

by TardGuard January 29, 2019