False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

vandana

Vandana basically means praise or worship.

It's an exquisite name.

You're such a vandana.

by yalolk June 20, 2014

vandalated

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

by Sydelgado November 30, 2016

the vandals

awsome underground band who will never sell out to mtv. or i will cry.

coolkid1-do you like the vandals?
coolkid2-hell yeah!
mainstreamkid-who are they? are they on mtv?
coolkids-no. roll over and die, mainstream kid.

by frogirl April 13, 2005

Vandan

-Someone who runs this shit
-Has extraordinary SWAGGER
-Cool and laid back person
-A straight-up BOSS

Look at that cool kid.... man I want to be like him, he mos def is Vandan........

by iced_bling May 17, 2009

Vandalicious

The act of being destructive.

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.

by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008