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Vagenius

Either someone who has a COMPLETE understanding of women,

or

Someone with a COMPLETE LACK of any sort of understanding of women
"I can't believe you just told

your girlfriend she looks fat in those pants when she asked... you're a VAGENIUS!"
by MATTheBRATT October 6, 2023
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VAGENIUS

A female genius, a woman smarter than all men, crushing the opposite sex with intelligence, common sense, and physical ability,. And life in general
That woman just wiped out her competition without even trying...
She is a vagenius.
by bellakota January 20, 2017
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vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
by I.C. REW July 1, 2011
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Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"
Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.
by eeem28 October 23, 2014
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Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"
Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.
by eeem28 October 23, 2014
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vagenius

An individual(s) who consistently makes stupid and irrational decisions.
That vagenius thinks you look down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded.

The vagenius's in Congress just passed a tax increase.
by MonsterM60 October 30, 2015
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"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"
by baboonis March 29, 2016
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