Vagenius

Either someone who has a COMPLETE understanding of women,

or

Someone with a COMPLETE LACK of any sort of understanding of women

"I can't believe you just told

your girlfriend she looks fat in those pants when she asked... you're a VAGENIUS!"

by MATTheBRATT October 6, 2023

VAGENIUS

A female genius, a woman smarter than all men, crushing the opposite sex with intelligence, common sense, and physical ability,. And life in general

That woman just wiped out her competition without even trying...
She is a vagenius.

by bellakota January 20, 2017

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW July 1, 2011

vagenius

when a woman is smart

damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.

by nathan.rnc August 26, 2023

vagenius

a vagina expert

"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"

by baboonis March 29, 2016

Vagenius

When somebody makes a stupid mistake that normally only a woman would make

That guy doesn't have his headlights on! What a vagenius!
You put a fork in the microwave you vagenius!

by The Jam Master Jank February 28, 2011

Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.

Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.

by Thaoliban December 27, 2021