Vagenius

Either someone who has a COMPLETE understanding of women,

or

Someone with a COMPLETE LACK of any sort of understanding of women
"I can't believe you just told

your girlfriend she looks fat in those pants when she asked... you're a VAGENIUS!"
by MATTheBRATT October 06, 2023
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VAGENIUS

A female genius, a woman smarter than all men, crushing the opposite sex with intelligence, common sense, and physical ability,. And life in general
That woman just wiped out her competition without even trying...
She is a vagenius.
by bellakota January 20, 2017
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vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
by I.C. REW June 30, 2011
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vagenius

"did you know that vaginas..."
"oh my god, you're such a vagenius"
by baboonis December 19, 2015
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Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.
Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.
by Thaoliban December 28, 2021
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Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"
Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.
by eeem28 October 24, 2014
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Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"
Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.
by eeem28 October 24, 2014
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