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Ursula

An exceptionally talented woman who enjoys Pink Floyd, dark/dry humor, and new experiences, possibly all at once. Very open minded and non-judgmental. Is always right depending on who you ask.

An Ursula will be able to listen to your problems and simplify them for you. Also looks badass in a leather jacket and is proficient in sudoku if given the opportunity. Likes beer but drinks 'responsibly', whatever that means. Prefers a pajama party over house parties, but will be fine in either scenario.

If you see an Ursula in any social setting, an appropriate ice breaker is to talk about something related to cats. Also, she may or may not know what day of the week it is.
Frank: I feel like such an Ursula today.
by Anthony's Fan Club October 21, 2019
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Ursula

A beautiful smol bean who loves sushi and deserves the best in this world and much much love.
Guy 1 : Oh my god that's Ursula
Guy 2 : Who?

Guy 1 : Ursi! She's so adorable!
by Conner1728 June 4, 2017
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Ursalite

Ursalite is the term used to refer to any one who support URSAL (Union of Socialist Republics of Latin America - USRLA in English), the term is also used to refer to supporters of URSAL Parties and to leftists who usually do not recognize their national governments or even majority of the world governments as legits and seeks the adoption of people's direct democracy and of planned economy on those countries.
"Nowadays, be a ursalite is like being a tankie during the 1960's-1970's. It is literally the same feelings."

"Ursalites usually advocates people's direct democracies and planned economy based on worker's self-management, ursalites are radically against capitalism, liberalism and against the Larper Left."
by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021
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Ursula

An actual queen don’t fuck with her or you might die. Not sea witch go fuck yourself. Very talented with a grade A booty. Suductress and will steal your man/women/or nb, hide your significant other.
by Psycho Twins October 23, 2017
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Academy of Mount St. Ursula

Is an all girls catholic high school located in the Bronx. Filled with the most loyal, smartest, and beautiful girls. If you get a girl from Ursula treat her right because she’s wifey material.
Does that girl go to Academy of Mount St. Ursula? Yes she does she is very smart and beautiful. Imma wife her up!
by Annoymus2234 November 10, 2018
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ursula

a beautiful lady whom people will find the need to hate..also the mother of a short hairy man who will take over the world by 2011
im so Jealous of that damn ursula and her son who is takin over the world
by tellitLIKEitREALLYis September 21, 2007
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