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ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*
This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.
by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018
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Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke
by Memeskeepmealive24/7 May 16, 2018
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Ur Great Grandmother a dick sucker

The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole
Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole
by jjjJJjjJj05 May 13, 2018
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Ur chick has a dick

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*
by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018
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ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.
friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus
by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020
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