He was uppercunting me viciously.
by Immadoctor March 21, 2017
Get the Uppercuntingmug. To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.
by GrafikArt December 6, 2010
Get the Uppercuntmug. When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.
Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."
by Corey Hall July 26, 2007
Get the Uppercuntmug. She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.
by joe prendergast October 7, 2006
Get the Uppercuntmug. This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
Get the Back-Alley Uppercuntmug. by Quandale Ohio Dingle December 3, 2023
Get the Uppercuntedmug.