Unteresting

A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.

Jim: "My goldfish has a tumor in its right gill"
Bob: "Unteresting"

by Shizzam September 15, 2008

unger

verb. to always bail on one's friends, especially when plans have been set for some time.

synonyms: flake, dodge

noun. a generally unreliable and shifty character

not to be confused with anand, a belligerent drunk

Wow he just pulled an unger.

Seriously? He missed the meeting again? Such an unger!

No he's not here...he ungered out.

by Onewhocarryseedsinbasket October 11, 2011

unteger

Slang term for an unsigned integer.

CInt is used to cast a variable as a regular integer, not only an unteger.

by alsfjakld July 16, 2007

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020

Unger

One who ungs (See ung)

Oh gosh, that guy I was with last night was an unger, it was so annoying

by Evangeline Pelaiga July 8, 2009

unternet

When you're not on the internet.

"Joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad."

by Smileifyou'rehappy May 16, 2009

Unger

n. Refusal of a beer refill (often after only one) by placing one's hand over one's glass, usually to the disdain of one's friends.

Jeff, you've only had one beer. Don't tell me you're going to pull an Unger!
Jose, sólo ha tenido una cerveza. ¡No me digas que vas a tirar de un Unger!
Jörgen, du hast nur noch ein Bier. Sag mir nicht, du wirst eine Unger ziehen!
!Xóõ !Hõã !Xóõ !Xóõ !Hõã !Hõã !Xóõ !Unger!

by BSA_2012 November 3, 2012