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Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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reverse ultimatum

Commonly found in male and female intimate relationships where there is a reversral of any initial conditions that that were primarily required.
Jane - "Go soft on me and don't dog me out."
John - " Nice try, your getting bored out like an oil well in Saudi Arabia."
by fuckerIdid! April 29, 2003
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ultimatum

(ul-te-me-tum) This word, in most cases, means "very ultimate" when using this pronuciation. The only difference between this and ultimatum other than the fact that they have different definitions is that the "a" in this version is short instead of long. This definition is commonly flexed on ROBLOX by SML879 when referencing his current project, Ultimatum Saga.
Ultimatum Saga is something you don't wanna miss.
by friend of sml879 June 28, 2010
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ultimatum

1. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and something worse.

2. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and nothing at all.
My Boss gave me the ultimatum between working full time on Saturdays and getting fired.

The only choice the Last of Us 2 gives the player is the ultimatum between doing terrible things for no reason, and turning off the game.
by Idno July 7, 2020
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ultimatedumbbaka

Demon slayer creator that LOVES giyuu so much. Hates sanemi and shinobu 🙅 ♀️
Wake up babe Ultimatedumbbaka posted!
by Denxji May 22, 2021
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ultimatedumbbaka

my very hot & attractive & funnt & attractive & hot & funny mutual. she goes by she/her pronouns & is the #1 giyuu slanderer. her instagram is akaphobic.
ultimatedumbbaka is hot.
by jajdhfhjsjd May 23, 2021
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Hyuuga Ultimatum

noun
1. demand(s) made under explicit penalty of Communist revolution
synonyms: revolution card, the Lenin Diaries, prole scam
2. any ultimatum wherein the giver benefits more from the resultant breakdown than from the fulfillment of the demand itself, esp. when the giver continues to agitate towards breakdown after their demands have been met
synonyms: (spiking the) Red Bull, backdoor Bolshevik, double-crop
Student 1: "The Upper Class players were doing pretty well in our game of social Monopoly until Gus sneaked a revolution card into the chance pile and pulled it on us."
Student 2: "Yeah, that Gus really has a knack for Hyuuga Ultimatums."
Gus: "Slandering the proletariat again, are we? Any more of this oppression and we'll be forced to revolt!"
Both Students: "Fuck you, Gus!"
by Darth Stalin March 5, 2016
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