typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

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typhoon class

A large turd, both long and thick, which wedges in the toilet and will not flush. Similar to a submarine.

Called a typhoon class after the large submarine of the same name.

I've just dropped a typhoon class

by Enzo March 6, 2005

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Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

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typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

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