The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
by Sally Joe December 17, 2007
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"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?
by letusbeus December 6, 2006
Get the typewriter mug.A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
Get the Scottish Typewriter mug.A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 30, 2008
Get the typewriter golf mug.when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
by mearepirate October 5, 2009
Get the invisible typewriter mug.when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.
Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss
What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.
What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.
by helooaliiix June 18, 2009
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