The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.
Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'
Emily loves twotting herself silly
Emily loves twotting herself silly
by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013
worst possible insult ever; not like it's bad, but it's stupid. people say it because they dont know any other insult. whoever says this most likely has a twat on their face. its also the gayest sounding insult ever.
nate: you are such a twot.
hannah: oh go clean your douche nozzle with your pubic hair you little gaylord.
hannah: oh go clean your douche nozzle with your pubic hair you little gaylord.
by Hannah Banana!! July 10, 2006
Same definition as thot, exept rather than standing for tha ho over there, it stands for that whore over there, you find twots on the internet, and you're sure to find a simp saying something like "Oh my god your gorgeous" or some shit when they could be doing better things in life than scrolling through a half naked twots Instagram.
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 03, 2020
TWOT: Total Waste of Time
A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.
TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
A fake investor who pretends he is rich so that startup his ass and stroke his ego.
TWOTs hints:
A) Linkedin/Bios that reference himself as a “Thought Leader” or “Keynote Speaker"
B) Blog/Re-Tweet links to billionaires generic advice (ie. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban etc)
C) Age 60+ with vague story on how they "made millions" in the 90's
D) Conveniently get you to buy their lunch
by KeshDaddy August 17, 2019
Twot, An abbreviation of, That Whore Over There, Is a more formal version of the popular slang, Thot, Which is and abbreviation of That Hoe Over There.
The term Twot, Was popularised by popular YouTuber 'The Right Opinion' He uses it stating that we should always use the Queens English, Even when using slang.
The term Twot, Was popularised by popular YouTuber 'The Right Opinion' He uses it stating that we should always use the Queens English, Even when using slang.
by AbsoluteNonce69 November 21, 2019
by falstar July 22, 2012