twyford

a person specalising in hunting hippocrocapig

Ahh mate you did a right twyford last night

by Stickleback February 3, 2008

twofo

Online filesharing community; successor of duefo

I downloaded loads of porn from twofo, now I'm off for a wank.

by NakedDaro August 23, 2007

two for the pink one for the stink

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

by Seek May 5, 2004

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

by takatakita September 3, 2013

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008