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When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.
I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.
Twofer by The_G January 21, 2021
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A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much
An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”
Twofer by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021
A visualization of a "twofer"
Dracula attacks two at once in a rare twofer..
twofer by micromarty November 16, 2021
two for one- two people giving each other oral for one magical (probably not) night
"yo rach you get that twofer last night?"
"ya but i didn't get one"
twofer by eggs&ham February 10, 2023
A girl/woman that will steal, not one, but TWOFER boyfriends/husbands from the same ONE individual, named "A friend"
Be careful baby, that girl is a twofer.
TwoFer by Lea1717a May 29, 2023
Twofer:

Disparaging. Is a racial slur of a person who is bi-racial.

A person who belongs to two minority groups and can satisfy two quotas or appeal to two political constituencies.
“Now Pierre Poilievre’s new candidate in Durham is a twofer,” said Trudeau to an audience that was laughing along with him.
Twofer by F*ckTrudeau January 26, 2024

TwoFer Babe 

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.
TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019