Twoday

The Twoday, when its exactly 2/22 and its Tuesday then its called "Twoday" instead of Tuesday. The next year it wont be Tuesday it maybe Friday. This event happens every 200 years. Its a special day in earth so you must celebrate the Twoday!

Oh my gosh today is the Twoday!

by Ratioguy8989 February 22, 2022

twodephiliac

Someone who watches and/or gets off to hentai, though usually not the kind with tentacles. Can describe guys or gals. My friend Casey came up with the term.

Twodephiliacs aren't necessarilly evil, just fucked in the head.

by Ordo Maleus November 9, 2003

twodnuckle

a doofbrain, idiot, silly

ie vincent zappia

hes such a twodnuckle

by hendobro June 2, 2019

TwoDog

An inexspensive whiskey from Canada. Re-named because of the two siberian huskies on the label.

After a few rounds the proper name had been forgotten and in moment of pure brilliance the phrase was uttered "Gimme some more of that... that....TwoDog!"
Also see twodogism

by Roy D. January 20, 2008

twoderful

What is better than wonderful ? twoderful !

WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!

by Gary N. September 26, 2007

twodamn

A female, when saw from a distance one would say damnn(shes good looking),but after approaching her one would say DAMN:/(shes busted).

person 1:Hey do you see that chick over there?
person 2: Yeah I saw her yesterday in class shes totally a twodamn.
person 1: Figures. I hate twodamns.

by jcoll22 April 7, 2011

Twodalew

When a women's ass is so fat and shes wearing booty shorts and her pussy stanks so bad so you say instead of saying "Damn Bitch yo pussy stank"
You also could use this as "Grab the Pussy Spray, because that twodalew smell like doctor who"

"Damn bitch, (Twodalew) yo pussy stank stank so bad, I swear to God that pussy need some air freshener"

by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019