Two Finger Susie

Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.

Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.

by Smilin' Bob August 11, 2008

Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

by airbiscuit March 30, 2009

two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.

The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.

by michami January 11, 2010

two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.

"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"

by 2 legit April 12, 2007

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two finger space

The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.

Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.

by Piazza December 26, 2011

two finger split

When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger

I gave her the two finger split

by futballa November 24, 2007