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two-bit whore

Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".

The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 26, 2005
mugGet the two-bit whoremug.

Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Two-Bit Mathewsmug.

electric two bits

the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.
last night my girl totally gave me the electric two bits!
by donteatxthat September 5, 2007
mugGet the electric two bitsmug.

two-bit hustler

That salesman is nothing but a two-bit hustler.
by Brian R45 November 21, 2007
mugGet the two-bit hustlermug.

two bit ho

A skank who lives in Long Beach and doesn't know her ass from her elbow. She will provide sexual acts for a quarter.
by Jive ass turkey April 13, 2003
mugGet the two bit homug.

two bit hussie

Girls or Women that spread themselves open, for any guy to fuck. Usually this ends up being an 18 year old getting knocked up, and has her kid by 19 years of age. Spends her time on facebook, with her child in one arm, while texting from her phone, trying to look intelligent. She only uses urban dictionary, because she thinks it's the best and only reliable source, when trying to prove her point.
Breanna's trying to talk shit, but she's making herself look like a two bit hussie.
by fuckmenofuckyouwhorer May 19, 2011
mugGet the two bit hussiemug.

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