Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 24, 2005
Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.
by donteatxthat August 29, 2007
by Brian R45 November 2, 2007
A skank who lives in Long Beach and doesn't know her ass from her elbow. She will provide sexual acts for a quarter.
by Jive ass turkey April 14, 2003
Girls or Women that spread themselves open, for any guy to fuck. Usually this ends up being an 18 year old getting knocked up, and has her kid by 19 years of age. Spends her time on facebook, with her child in one arm, while texting from her phone, trying to look intelligent. She only uses urban dictionary, because she thinks it's the best and only reliable source, when trying to prove her point.
by fuckmenofuckyouwhorer April 27, 2011