two

"one" (for "one love") your music.
"two", (for "two loves") one is your music, the other one is your girlfriend, your boyfriend.

Used as greet, good bye

for example:

Ayo dawg, I hav' 2 go, cya, peaze!
One!
Two!

by Phaya, lil ill December 14, 2003

two and two

How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.

"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery on "Love Connection"

by jcwla December 28, 2006

Two Twos

Obviously

2+2=4

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked

by lrsd October 19, 2008

The Two-Two

Play on words based on the phrase Catch 22; see you on the other side.

I'll catch you on the two-two.

by Thurston Blaine November 30, 2010

two-to-two

When you drink from 2PM until 2AM then promptly pass out.

After your last final, let's meet up and pull a two-to-two.

by Sammymo April 22, 2016

twos

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.

"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"

by inwonderland April 28, 2006

two-two

A twenty-two caliber pistol. Similar to fofo.

Packin' a two-two, just incase somone starts some static.

by zachnnn March 23, 2007