Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012

titface

A way of describing someone who has tits for a face or an expression describing someone as an asshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large tits that cover their face.

"shush...titface"

"jeez, your such a titface"... "wat i do now"

"whoah...ur tits r so titfacish"

by georgieboy April 16, 2006

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

TwitFace

A generic term for social media, and in particular Twitter and Facebook.

"How often do you go on Facebook?"
"I don't use TwitFace. I have a life."

by Beermat October 3, 2017

twitfacer

:an annoying person, business, or organization; that uses twitter to re-direct someone to their Facebook timeline because there isn't enough space on a tweet. Also, known as a faceboogerflinger

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140 characters...this twitfacer wants me to read his diary.

by safeguy123 November 26, 2013

Twatface

When someone's a gay fuck

"Jason has a new turtle neck"
"What a twatface"

by Moseslikessheep February 10, 2018