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twitchy

What we call my aunts boyfriend, who use to cook crank in his kitchen until they got busted and he didn't get charged with shit cuz he's a nark and he's lucky that he's not dead for shutting down such a good business.
He's done some much crank that now he just twitches non-stop. Im suprised he's not dead.(thats to bad too)The only thing he is good for is giving me money to support his habit. I don't think he has slept in the the last 2 years. What a twitchy fucker!
by WHITE BOY of the December 28, 2005
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Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."
by Saish January 20, 2016
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twitchy

the cowering companion of a bagel or a Morgen Doner whom attatches himself to the most powerful person in the room. He is tiny, dark and scared and always twitches insanely due to the chipmunks running around his face.
The twitchy is twitching like a mofo.
by The Twitchy March 24, 2003
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Twitchy

Someone who's uncertain, or has a tendency to contradict themselves.
Jake: "Man, my girl can't decide whether she want's to stay or leave."

Paul: "Oh damn she's a twitchy bitch."
by Mistha Cack April 25, 2019
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TwitchyV5

That one teammate in Apex Legends that is fucken goated. He will carry you to the max
Guy #1: aye bro you know TwitchyV5?
Guy#2: Yee bro that foos insane!
by kiiiiilo October 24, 2019
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Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019
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Twitchywitch

Omg you lost twitchywitch at rezbingo?
by N8tiveDad March 9, 2022
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