twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.
twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.
twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.
douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.
there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.
twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.
twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.
douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.
there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.
twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."
Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."
Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009
Get the twinkledouche mug.A word often associated with a graceful dancer or ballerina type female with a curvacious body. The individual is generally cute, friendly, and almost always overly friendly in a blatantly flirtatious way. Can also be used to describe an individual that is fleet of foot. Contracted form twinks.
Wow that twinkletoes is quite the dancer, she danced circles around Rody and danced herself right into Nemo's pants.
Her?! She's too flabby to be a twinkletoes.
Her?! She's too flabby to be a twinkletoes.
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Get the twinkletoesmfq5 mug.I was quite embarrassed when I urinated on the gentleman next to me while I was receiving my first twinkleton.
by artie piss boy February 2, 2008
Get the twinkleton mug.The guys that we all know who talk about people and act like gangsters saying they're going to annihilate some big muscly guy whilst they are skinny little breakable dollies, usually about 5 stone in weight and wears a permanent tracksuit but the minute whoever the person is bitching about appears and they start to fight said idiot looks like he's being thrown around like a ballet dancer basically talking shite about being able to fight.
Mate: Here did you say you were gonny do me in?
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
Twinkletoes: No mate I never said a thing!
Mate: (flings twinkle toes about coz hes built like a ballet dancer and about 5 stone)
Us: Haha wee twinkletoes deserved that for talkin shite about the guy
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A person who has a sexy nose.;
Someone who sparkles and shines beyond most;
one with a spunky personality, someone who sparkles;
one who has a nose piercing.
A person who has a sexy nose.;
Someone who sparkles and shines beyond most;
one with a spunky personality, someone who sparkles;
one who has a nose piercing.
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i was driving on the interstate yesterday an passed this twinklytoed little slimeball with pink hair and an "imagine" bumper sticker, i slowed down an tossed my almost full 16oz millerlite at his windshield an said outta my way twinkletoes
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