ghosting a terd

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe

Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.

by ghost king March 17, 2014

Twend

Twend is when you mispwonounce wowds

When Izzy says Trend but comes out as Twend

by Twending August 29, 2022

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever

I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.

by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

Tweedle Doofer

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it

Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

by RedbeanReindeer May 2, 2018

Tverdun

A term commonly used in plast. Originally used to describe an old fallen tree log, but has recently gained the definition of a boner.

Andrey: Oh man, don’t look at Stephan right now
Ruslan: oh why not man?
Andrey: he’s got a real bad tverdun

by Jewish giraffe December 15, 2018

Terd Pocket

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013