twatwaffle

1- loose nasty dirty hairy vagina
2- a whores vagina infected with std's, hardcore std's
3- O.F.

When Olivia told my friend she was ugly, I responded by calling her a nasty fuckingg peice of twatwaffle

by Olivia Fishman- twatwaffle January 14, 2008

twatwaffle

A sexual type of inuendo that involves eating out, and syrup.

Man, me and my girl was there in the kitchen, and I made her a twatwaffle.

by DirtyDeeds69 October 25, 2008

twatwaffle

a girl that is extremely awesome in every way possible...

hey... look at that twatwaffle... id hit that...

by ra-ra March 19, 2008

twatwaffle

A two-man (one man and one woman, actually) Canadian band who plays mostly all acoustic music.

Man I went to see TwatWaffle last night and they ROCKED!!

by TwatWaffle October 23, 2007

twatwaffle

When you shut another dudes dick in a waffle iron.

Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?

Brad: Nah man what happened?

Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.

Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.

by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls March 4, 2009

Twatwaffle

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Twatwaffle

An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.

The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.

by Nanan00 December 26, 2021