When Olivia told my friend she was ugly, I responded by calling her a nasty fuckingg peice of twatwaffle
by Olivia Fishman- twatwaffle January 09, 2008
by DirtyDeeds69 September 09, 2008
by ra-ra March 17, 2008
by TwatWaffle October 08, 2007
Mike: Oh shit bro did you hear about Chris Wells?
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
Brad: Nah man what happened?
Mike: He was fuckin around with these kids in the kitchen and they just jumped him out of nowhere took his shit and were even fucked up enough to give him twatwaffle with the waffle iron in the back.
Brad: Holy shit! Those sick bastards.
by Suckitbitchbradgordonkeeellls March 05, 2009
Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.
by HardRock Medic January 02, 2015
An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.
The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.
by Nanan00 December 26, 2021