Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

by Dywan February 23, 2017

Twitterbomb

When people following you on twitter get mobile device updates from your tweets. Most humorous when they are all in the same room.

During our meeting, I tweeted how bored I was and unknowingly sent a twitterbomb to everyone in the room.

by kcsat0m1k February 4, 2010

Twitterbooking

The act of updating your Facebook status continually. Often including statuses such as 'is at the movies :)', 'i love (name)', 'is having a d&m with (name)', 'is having so much fun', 'goodnight everyone' and 'okay, im actually going to bed now, leave me love'. Most commonly done by people with bad spelling and grammar.

Person 1: Urghhhh, Stacey's Twitterbooking again.
Person 2: Seriously? Again? It's so annoying, when will she stop?
Person 1: Probably never.
Person 2: D :

by Jebus Holyshirt February 13, 2010

Twatter box

The hole in the neck of people who smoke, where penis's are inserted and fucking.

Dude... I fucked her twatter box hard last night. She almost choked

by asian tit nipples January 26, 2009

Twitterbooking

Posting a status on Facebook so often that it's like seeing your life in still frame. Also very annoying and worthy of the Hide option.

Ryan is: showering

Ryan is: using a blue towel to dry his hair

Ryan is: wondering if he should get dressed or just lay around in his towel

Ryan is: finally getting dressed

Ugh...Ryan is twitterbooking, I'm sick of him filling up my entire page, time to hide him!

by Fornido February 6, 2010

Twattercoaster

High speed/short lived.

You had the best orgasm of your life but you can't remember her name or what she even looked liked therefor she is a twattercoaster.

by titvondee July 26, 2012

Twaterboarding

When a woman ejaculates into another persons nostrils; in essence waterboarding them with her twat.

When my girlfriend was riding my face, she gagged on my cock and ehaculated into my nostrils, thus twaterboarding me.

by Fings July 29, 2019