Twatter 

A word used in anger when reffering to Twitter. This is a play on words combining "Twitter" and "twat."

"I swear, I get over 9000 fucking "Twatter" messages every second!"

Twatter by BioBrony May 11, 2013

Twatter 

One who has a vag, and sleeps with one who also has a vag. In other words, a lesbian, or one with lesbian tendencies.
Also, "twatted" : when a girl has slept with another girl.

That twatter gets laid a lot. She's the sexiest lesbian in town. She twatted that hot femme the other night.

Twatter by lirialove April 5, 2009

Twatter 

The name of the social networking site 'Twitter' as said by YouTube CoD commentary guru of HazardCinema, ONLYUSEmeBLADE.

OUMB: Remember to follow me on Twatter!
All: Go fuck yourself, I get machinima shouting that up my arse every 2 seconds

OUMB: I twatted this yesterday!
All: LOL, you're a twatter!

Twatter by TanzaiChinn June 15, 2011

twatter 

chatter over the online twitter social interface.

There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.

twatter by La Tatooie March 18, 2009

twatter 

A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.

I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.

twatter by entrepredude May 23, 2010

Twatter 

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

Twatter by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008

Twatter 

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

Twatter by piratemactster December 17, 2008