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two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.
by the was May 1, 2003
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The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
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The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018
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A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
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A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
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