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Turtletaub

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob
When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"
by A. Taub March 9, 2008
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turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.
Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.
by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014
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turtleface

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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Turtlerape

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!
by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009
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Turtlew

An English greeting which started when a teacher made a spelling mistake. This word quickly became a favourite word of the students and they began to use it as a greeting
“Turtlew ”
The girl cried as she greeted her friend
by Snow wolf December 11, 2019
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turtlemania

When someone really likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and talks about it often. People like this often "kin" one or a few or maybe all of the turtles.
"I rewatched 2018 TMNT for the seventh time this year, probably because I've got turtlemania."
by VeeTheBean September 29, 2023
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turtleback

When a man orgasms on a female's back, then gets her to fall asleep on her back. While asleep, the semen adheres to the woman's back and to the bed, such that when she awakens and attempts to get up, she is unable, which leaves her to flail her arms and legs like an overturned turtle.
I turtlebacked that ho' and when she woke up was stuck frontside up.
by G-lenn March 7, 2009
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