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Turtles are very fast.
Turtles by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016
Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.
turtles are noobier than llamas
turtles by Acritus April 20, 2017
A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.
Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!
turtles by phishing phool July 12, 2017
The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch
Turtles by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019
something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.
Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
Turtles by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019