Tunisian Tuneup

Taking a pair of pliers or vice grips to someones ball sack... and slowly twisting until their "attitude" adjusts. First suggested by an actor in a draft of Hollywood Script, "Blood on the Screenplay". 2019

You give me any more lip I'm gonna have to give you one of them "tunisian tuneups"...

by RJ Miller November 24, 2019

Tunisian Twister

When you have intercourse with a goat and a second man comes and puts his cock in you too. so it's a threeway with a goat.

man that was a wild Tunisian twister we had last night.

by yakima77 March 19, 2020

Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022

Tunisian Stovepipe

When an individual stands in a doorway and farts. At the same time a window or door on the opposite side of the room must be opened creating a vacuum pulling in the fart gassing out the entire room.

Dont go in there fat kevin just shit himself standing in the door way creating a tunisian stovepipe effect with the other door in the office open.

by Hahn Jäger January 1, 2025

Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.

Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing

by gv_86 September 24, 2025

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025