like a thrid leg
by jack-u-late June 09, 2003
Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006
Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.
Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.
by Patrick Graydon September 04, 2007
Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.
Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"
Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."
by Nutella Stuart May 18, 2009
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
by themiss2001 February 26, 2011