A puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. His brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. Originally appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. Currently he has "caroled" with Ozzy Osbourne and has his own music video on MTV called "I Keed" (that only shows late at night).
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1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
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Vash the Stampede is a gunman on the run with a 60 billion double dollar bounty on his head which has made it difficult for him to go anywhere without being chased and shot at. Every town he ever visits ends up being destroyed because of his pursuers, but miraculously no one ever gets killed. Meryl and Milly are two insurance agents that have been sent to find Vash the Stampede and keep him under surveillance so no more damage is caused. Meryl, who leads the pair, refuses to believe that the man they have met can possibly be the legendary gunman. This spikey haired, gangly, young man is extremely friendly, a pacifist, hates blood and suicide, absolutely loves donuts, and is a dork and a crybaby (far from a notorious outlaw). But there is more to Vash and his past than meets the eye.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 24, 2010
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by NJ robot core December 8, 2005
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What makes this show truly great is the philosophy behind it. There is philosophy behind (almost) all anime, but Trigun's is one-of-a-kind.
What makes this show truly great is the philosophy behind it. There is philosophy behind (almost) all anime, but Trigun's is one-of-a-kind.
"How do you achieve love & peace? Well, you have to kill. Vash needs to realize that there are times when there are NO other options besides killing. But the way he was raised is very contrary to that fact. Who knows? Maybe there IS another option besides killing, even in the most extreme predicament? However, we have yet to find that."
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by Dave June 23, 2004
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After the bands formation in Toronto in 1975, the band released its first album in 1976 and several records have been released since that time. No brand new records have been made in the last couple years, but Triumph still remains strong and recently released the Triumph Anthology. Triumph can still be heard on the air waves on Classic Rock and Modern Rock stations, and their fan base remains loyal even today.
After the bands formation in Toronto in 1975, the band released its first album in 1976 and several records have been released since that time. No brand new records have been made in the last couple years, but Triumph still remains strong and recently released the Triumph Anthology. Triumph can still be heard on the air waves on Classic Rock and Modern Rock stations, and their fan base remains loyal even today.
Perhaps not as famous of a Canadian Rock Trio as Rush, but Triumph's Heavy 80s Metal Sound still remains today.
by Jim E. Junk July 18, 2006
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"I don't think the name 'walk of shame' is appropriate for me. Frankly, I'd prefer to call it a trail of triumph."
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