drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011

Tristine

The most beautiful and funny girl you've ever met guys adore her and she has a shit ton of friends that are always by her side. anyone who takes her love for granted is a real idiot .she would do anything for the ones she loves.shes perfect in every way and has the looks of an angel she would go through hell and back if she knew she did it for someone true.shes loyal smart and always has your back.she'll give up her own happiness for yours.

Wow have you seen tristine shes so perfect.
Shes amazing and beautiful talk about an angel.

by 666539 December 8, 2018

tresing

the way of life in which a person does daily routines

sleeping, eating, talking, and making friends are all ways of the tresing life style

by tresly May 27, 2008

Pillow-Treating

To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.

"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."

by Gay Feeler January 13, 2010

Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.

Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.

by cinimodde October 7, 2018

Treston

(Or Trenton, his biological name) Treston is a dude who isn't afraid of no one. He'll snatch your weave in an instant and he isn't afraid to fight you. He can see right through fake people no matter how hard you try to hide it, and he'll tell you to your face to. This may seem bad, but he's just being honest. He's a great friend and kinda sorta trustworthy sometimes, and he is there for you even when you do something really dumb. His favorite word is bitch, and he usually hits you up with a 'hey bitch'.

Person 1: Dude who is beating up that fake chic?
Person 2: Oh that's probably Treston.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018