Treats
Treats by angelendoftimes August 11, 2024
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treats in the kitchen
A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.
Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)
treats in the kitchen by Fistina July 18, 2007
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Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
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Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
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jerky treats
n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007
frosted kitty treats
I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.
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Ciggie Treats
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Yapper Napper Treats
A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
Yapper Napper Treats by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019