Treats 

Another word for cocaine/blocaine/blow.

Hey Buddy, do you wanna get some treats?

Treats by angelendoftimes August 11, 2024

treats in the kitchen 

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

treats in the kitchen by Fistina July 18, 2007

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

frosted kitty treats 

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

frosted kitty treats by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013

Ciggie Treats 

Ciggie Treats are what ocational smokers call cigarrets when drinking.

Someone go to the gas station and get me some Ciggie Treats.

Ciggie Treats by Popabigballz January 4, 2010

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

Yapper Napper Treats by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019