travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.

After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014

Trailer Travesty

When a movie trailer depicts enough scenes to leave one feeling as if though they have effectively seen the movie.

The thought of actually going to see the movie is greatly diminished after viewing the trailer; The feeling of wanting more or anticipation is lost.

Opposite of trailer fraud

- "Did you see that trailer about "that new movie"
- "Ya... A bit of a let down..."
- "What do ya mean?! Doesn't it look totally far out radtacular!"
- "Well, what more can they show, it was a Trailer Travesty"

ex. Casino Royale

by uk3s December 19, 2009

anal travesty

Anything dealing with anal intercourse that results in horrid and terrible outcomes.

Tasha: Hey did you hear about what happened to Geoff's penis?

Lindsey: No Tash, I didn't.

Tasha: Well, his penis broke in some girls asshole. What an anal travesty..

Lindsey then farts out a penis...

by Borsellino April 18, 2007

travelsty

A horrible traveling experience.

Dude, we went to Cabo last week. The plane was late, they lost our luggage and the hotel had no record of our reservation - total travelsty.

by Mr. Snyder March 29, 2011

travestite

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.

Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.

by Qedup December 6, 2011

travestinky

Within a crowd of people, to be unjustly blamed for passing wind when you did not commit such an offence.

Hey Rocco, did you just blow that stinkbomb?

Sorry bro, it was me. Don't want no travestinky on Rocco here.

by froggystomp September 18, 2010