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Transylvania kiss

A vampire version of a French kiss, but with one or more razor blades in the mouths of the 2 or more vampires kissing, cutting each others mouths and tongues in a lust filled manner.Because of a vampires ability to quickly heal, it is a way to feed, and toy with death.
The young vampire was pleasantly shocked when he was given his first Transylvania kiss.
by Sko_56 January 21, 2008
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Transylvania Steamer

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.
Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005
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Transylvania Candy Cane

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.
I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!
by Jet Dude August 7, 2012
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Transylvania Train Station

When four males have buttsex and its like the human centipede, but the guy at the very front is dressed as a vampire.
I heard that Eli, Marco, Toby, and Wade had a Transylvania Train Station at the party.
by EliReyes16 October 18, 2012
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Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!
After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!
by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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Hotel Transylvania

To skillfully manage a situation, especially when it involves a diverse and eccentric group of individuals. Inspired by Count Dracula's ability to run a hotel for monsters with unique needs.
Person 1: "How did you handle that family reunion with your quirky relatives?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally Hotel Transylvania it. Uncle Morty's ghost stories, Aunt Mildred's vampire conspiracy theories — I navigated it all like a pro."
by Didoiso123 November 26, 2023
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