Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Transylvania Traintracks

Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.

I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.

by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017

Transylvania Trolley

Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess

Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.

by Dr.Jeffery August 24, 2018

Transylvania kiss

A vampire version of a French kiss, but with one or more razor blades in the mouths of the 2 or more vampires kissing, cutting each others mouths and tongues in a lust filled manner.Because of a vampires ability to quickly heal, it is a way to feed, and toy with death.

The young vampire was pleasantly shocked when he was given his first Transylvania kiss.

by Sko_56 January 21, 2008

Transylvania Steamer

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.

Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.

by DJ Smith January 18, 2005

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Transylvania Twist

When a girl takes her fake vampire teeth out of her mouth and inserts them into her vaginas then you proceed to fuck her.

This girl pulled a Transylvania Twist on me after the Halloween party

by Anevilnoyes October 24, 2025