by Fo Lee December 5, 2003
Get the townymug. Like a Chav, but from the Midland area of England. (Chav being the Southern version, Northerner being the Northern version).
Look at those townies!! Theyre just boy-racers who can't afford cars! Still, at least theyre not chavs or northerners.
by Pride of the Middle-class May 13, 2005
Get the townymug. a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!
poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!
by kevin October 30, 2003
Get the townymug. by Jessie April 13, 2004
Get the townymug. by louis louway March 20, 2007
Get the townymug. A towny can be alot of things, these change depending on the area in which they live. Basically they are what can be described as Common and disorderly. Typical British!
In general a man towny would wear dirty Reebok classics in which their usually fat feet spill out of. Trackies from last years summer sale and are now ripped at the bottom and stained with curry, beer and paint. Polo tops in pink or white again dirty looking. The Women wear bootcut jeans that look as though they have been attacked by a dog at the ends and have all sorts of marks on them from grass-stains to last nights dinner. They wear these with a pair of cheap, plastic looking, black stilleto boots and a low cut top. Along with a bag off of the market they really do look a treat!! The women could also sometimes be described as new-lookers.
These townies are the jeremy kyle type, with 7 children all from different fathers. The highlight of their year is some football match or another where they all fly out in big groups to a foreign place and give a lovely impression of the british!! Fish and chips every night apart from a saturday when they order in an indian. Their children have several asbos each and all began binge drinking at 10.
These townies are the jeremy kyle type, with 7 children all from different fathers. The highlight of their year is some football match or another where they all fly out in big groups to a foreign place and give a lovely impression of the british!! Fish and chips every night apart from a saturday when they order in an indian. Their children have several asbos each and all began binge drinking at 10.
by Livvy W*** March 17, 2008
Get the townymug. In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.
Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."
by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008
Get the Towniemug.