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Townsend Harris

Townsend Harris is a High school in Flushing, NY. It is the most amazing school to attend and although it is highly competitive all the kids there want to learn and have fun doing so. Any bad thing you’ve heard about Townsend is probably false. All the kids have great social lives, have lots of fun, and are admittedly hard working. The only hard part of the school is gym class but everyone gets used to it after a few months.
Another bad thing about Townsend is that every time you call some of your friends dumb they will think that you are using your high school as a way to prove your intelligence.
Jacob: I heard that Townsend Harris is for weirdos
Pedro: It really isn’t, everyone here is really normal
by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019
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townsend harris high school

A high school in Flushing, NY. Although it is a known as a "smart" school, (you need over a 90 average to get in, supposedly) you'd be surprised by how many idiots there are present. The school is relatively small, having just over 1100 students. It is notorious for giving a huge amount of workload, although with proper time management the homework is possible to accomplish. Despite its amount of morons, the school does have its fair share of smart people, and no gangs. Go here if you are terrified of Bloods and Crips.
1. You go to Townsend Harris High School? You fucking geek!

2. I applied for Townsend Harris High school, but I doubt I'll get in.
by Daniel ~ M December 13, 2008
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townsend harris high school

"man, those townsend kids look like in-shape zombies"
"yeah, i hear some of them grow horns from being in the building too long."
"whoa man! that's bad. It's a good thing we go to a normal high school..and not.. TOWNSEND HARRIS HIGH SCHOOL.."

casual chuckle.
by duchess July 28, 2008
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Ava Townsend

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.
Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.
by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019
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Devin Townsend

Lead singer of Strapping Young Lad. Also sings really fucking hard.
Devin Townsend once sang so hard he blacked out and shit his pants.
by TheSeventhSymbol November 12, 2005
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jayden townsend

a rasicst who enjoys marching with 'hitler youth' every friday night. and cross burns every sunday.
saul: hi jayden, what are you doing this week?

jayden townsend: killing people of a different skin tone as me.
by sauliscool2010 October 7, 2011
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Andrew Townsend

a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.

Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.

The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me

kallum: oh my god lewis

lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough

kallum: how about gandis gambit

lewis: that is it me friend
by muph September 3, 2021
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