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Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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Don't touch me tall ass!

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019
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that song that you should know it you have any way to even see tiktok

oh and you should have also just typed in no no square
NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE
by GW in corona February 3, 2021
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Don't touch me tall ass!

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019
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Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap
Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro
by Dionta April 11, 2019
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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!
by Itisiraven February 25, 2020
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On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
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