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cut to the dog's dick

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?
by Texican1911 January 11, 2017
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Said The Actress To The Bishop

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.
"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."
by Koshell September 3, 2013
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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019
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laughing to the bank

Being one that has so much money in the bank that you have no worries so all you do is laugh.
Chief Keef: I am laughing to the bank. HA HA HA
French Montana: You aint got no worries.
by keturvh September 21, 2013
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Awesome. Awesome to the max!

a catchphrase said by "that guy" in Futurama Season 4 Episode 9 (Futurestock) emphasizing his 80's style. Back in the 80's "Awesome" and "to the max!" were hackneyed quips that people would spout to sound cool. Nowadays, people usually say it for camp value... especially since even in the 80's it was slightly tacky...
FRY: (whispers to That Guy) Hey, buddy... I'm from the same time as you. Remember that song, Safety Dance?

THAT GUY: Sure do! We can dance!
(starts humming 'The Safety Dance' and Fry follows)

FRY: Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

THAT GUY: I tell you; Two go-go 80's Reaganauts like us... we could rule this world!

FRY: No question!

THAT GUY: If only someone would give us a shot.

FRY: They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job, I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

THAT GUY: Awesome. Awesome to the max!
by adrian sky April 27, 2006
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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I love you to the moon and back

A quote from the children's book "Guess How Much I Love You", meant to express that one loves another person more than they can imagine.
"I love you up to the moon," said Little Nutbrown Hare.

"Oh, that's far," said Big Nutbrown Hare. "That is very, very far." Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves.

He leaned over and kissed him goodnight. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, "I love you to the moon and back."
by momotrickster November 26, 2015
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