torped

Getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. It can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
Torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.

My car just exploded in my face, I totally got torped.
I just torped that test today it was so easy.

by Shadohw March 05, 2009

torp Tits

Breasts shaped like torpedoes.

Look at Jay’s Torp Tits.

by Dr. Dizz September 11, 2019

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

torp whore

A nickname for someone who overuses torpedos in a navy/battleship game (i.e. NavyField)

Holy crap, that torp whore just sent 20 torps toward us!

by nopyo November 12, 2007

torpely

(adverb)
1. In a torpe way.

Tom asks, "Are you too torpely confident on your essay grades you received?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021

Torp King

I definition of a male with big breast. Usually found on Un-athletic males who attended Miami of Ohio.

That dude Nate is a Torp king.

by Glatted69 November 15, 2021

Torps

Tittiez that resemble torpedos

Kelsey has torps

by Kdavis420 August 25, 2014